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uberhaxorteeth:

Lads & Gents  Text Posts

» true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

PLEASEE post a nude pic as soon as possible
Anonymous

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

bacoose:

For the love of clip art please watch this.

a-spoon-is-born:

OH MY GOD HOW DO U CUTE

xpsychohogx:

"FISTS OF FURY"

Mark playing FNAF is the best

also congrats Mark on the 3MILLION SUBS ya got yerself a whole NATION THERE (⊙ヮ⊙) keep it up yo

Wreck-It Ralph + Text Posts

Artist:
Taemin
Track:
Wicked
Plays:
3,742 plays
Track:
THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)
Plays:
1,133,819 plays

oh-cecil-oh:

costicaskittles:

satanickittens666:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

*shudders* oh the beauty

omg <3

BY THE GODS